“In the year 3000 YouTube, Twitter & Facebook will merge into one super time wasting website called YouTwitFace.”
Manny Ramirez who plays for the Dodgers will get busted for using female steroids and human growth hormone after he asks his teammates to watch Oprah with him.
Obama will be for waterboarding after he discovers it is the only way to shut Joe Biden’s mouth.
Spencer Pratt will win NBC’s new reality show, “I’ma celebrity! Get me out of here?” after the change the name to “I am douche bag I want to stay here.”