Two And a Half Men Production Canceled

Charlie’s latest chapter in erratic behavior has resulted in CBS cancelling of his show “Two and a Half Men” for the rest of the season.

The situation began to unravel Thursday when Sheen appeared on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio show and blasted his boss at the sitcom Chuck Lorre.

Sheen called Lorre a “clown,” “turd” and a “contaminated little maggot” in a wide ranging tirade. Sheen also said he had cured his addiction with his brain.

“I’m dealing with fools and trolls,” Sheen said. “They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and they look at me and say ‘I can’t process it.”

The whole thing was set off by Lorre’s decision to suspend production of the show for one month after Sheen was hospitalized after several days of hard partying. In response to Sheen’s comments, CBS upped the ante.

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season,” a statement from the studio said.

Sheen immediately issued an open letter to gossip site in which he called Lorre by his Jewish birth name Chaim Levine and inferred that Lorre was lucky Sheen didn’t use his “fire breathing fists.”

“I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows… I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth,” Sheen wrote. “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.”

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