Susan is living with that other guy when the season begins, but she and Mike are still legally married. The official divorce won’t be in effect for some time to come.” Which can only mean that Susan and the new guy – who is name is Jackson – will not last.

Lynette and Tom”

Lynette and Tom have one heck of a hard time with their kids.Porter and Preston are holy-freaking-terrors, and cause many, many problems.The twins threw a party at the restaurant where teens played poker, drank alcohol and smoked cigars. Their defense? “Mom, we didn’t think you would be here.” Lynette learns that the boys have been throwing parties like these for months! They even have the nerves to ask Lynette if they can be grounded in a week because Homecoming is on Friday!

Bree and Orson:

Bree is apparently still married to Orson, in spite of kicking him out, because he is still on the show, and she is still married.

Edie:

Edie returns to the Lane, with a new husband (played by Neal McDonough) in tow.

Gabby and Carlos:

And Gabby is a total frump with two kids the surprising news is that she and Carlos are still together.