“Joe, TMZ is your favorite website? What’s your second, suckingcock.com?”

Lange :

“I’m on TMZ constantly, did you see what Angelina was wearing today? What the fuck, how about going to a sports website for Christ’s sake?”

Lange:

“As a Giants fan, and a well-known homophobic.It’s like a white trash gift from god that the fucking Cowboys have a quarterback whose last name rhymes with homo.”

Lange :

“And he’s dating a fat chick!.Jessica Simpson started out looking like Jessica Simpson, now she looks like Chris Farley from those Gap sketches.”

Lange :

“Good segue.You’re a regular Bob Costas.I wanna be working construction by next Thursday, I hate show business.”

Buck :

“You’re on your way.”

Lange :

“So are you!”

Lange :

“sorry to ruin your fucking great show.”

Buck :

“I appreciate the apology, because you have.”

Buck :

“If you do that, sir! Sir, you cannot do that.”

Lange:

“I won’t light it.”

Buck:

“You think I care about you smoking a cigarette after what you just laid out here?”

Lange :

“Fuck it, let’s do it bro.”

Buck:

“No, don’t, please!”

Lange :

“Say what you mean.”